Oh, Lust, that's a GREAT question.

I'd have to say... Afro Circus for a week. I'd lose nearly all of my IQ points and become a vegetable (and quite possibly insane) but my extreme laziness prohibits me from climbing anything XD

Would you rather never access a computer again or never watch tv again?

Never watch tv again.

Would you rather love and lost or never loved at all?

Loved and lost.

Would you rather meet Kristen Stewart or Robert Pattinson?

Robert Pattinson. Then I'd kick him in the nuts. XDD

Would you rather keep your first name or change it to something different?

I'll keep my first name. Wish I could change my last name, though!

Would you rather sleep for a month or break your arm?

Sleep for a month. That actually sounds quite nice.

Would you rather eat cereal with milk or without?

With milk!

Would you rather leave the country for a year of travel or win a million dollars with no way of leaving your country?

Hm... win a million dollars.

Would you rather eat a loaf of sweet bread or a loaf of cheesy bread?

Sweet Bread! o 3o

Would you rather be single or in a relationship?

In a relationship.
Would you rather never need sleep again or never be able to get hurt?

Never able to get hurt

Would you rather go to England or France?

France.

Would you rather have a pet bird or a pet snake?

Pet snake. Birds are stinky and noisy. Had em when I was growing up.

Would you rather eat Mounds or Almond Joy?

Hm... Mounds.

Would you rather eat strawberry cupcakes or a pie?

Strawberry Cupcakes

Would you rather eat vanilla ice cream or chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake, nom nom nom.

Would you rather eat carrot cake or red velvet cake?

carrot cake, I've not actually had red velvet cake before, I should try make it sometime.

Would you have chocolate flavoured eyes or glaze the island of Corsica with beef jus

None.

Would you rather eat cake or cheese cake?

cheese cake!
would you rather go to Disney World ir Disneyland? (FL or CA)

Disney World! Where dreams come true!

Would you rather drive or be driven?

Be driven.

Would you rather be loved for doing bad things or be hated for doing good things?

Be loved.

Would you rather be alone or around a big group of people?

Alone.

Would you rather paint your own nails or get them done for you?

Do them myself. Much cheaper. But if money isn't an issue, then I'd get them done.

Would you rather eat a light breakfast or a big one?

A big one.

Would you rather ba able to shape shift or fly?

Fly. Or, I would shape-shift and shift into something that could fly. But then again I don't see much reason for being able to shape-shift in a normal human world.

Break someone's heart or have a broken heart? (cliche :p)

Have a Broken heart.

Would you rather find you true love and only be able to be with them for a month or never find your true love?

I'd rather find true love for a month because I know they won't be the only true love for me. c:

Would you rather die a horrible painful death or be a vegetable for the rest of your life?

Horrible painful death.

Would you rather be able to dance well or sing well?

I already dance well and I'd prefer to continue being able to dance well. It's easier to be social while being a good dancer rather than a singer.

Would you rather be able to play an instrument well or cook well?